Today I:

slept all day
awoke to my car being snow covered
remember my brilliant decision yesterday to drive home in FLIP FLOPS
asked my father to clear my windshield because I only had FLIP FLOPS
got SHOT DOWN
did it myself, wearing his giant sneakers
did a 360 on some iced out backroad
arrived on Bartlett Street to no parking
decided to drive around the house and park in the back of the driveway
finally knocked over random metal stick marking the edge of the driveway
in doing so, TOOK OUT LARGE CHUNK OF DRIVEWAY
freaked out
decided i needed coffee
drove away
came back
parked on street
smacked own head with car door
tripped up porch steps
busted ass

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tuesday, December 16, 2008